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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

the economy.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Blacks

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)