Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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