- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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