what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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guess what what ...

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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I asked her where you were.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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