What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Get on the boat.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Haha, I get it..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Heskey time.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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