Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Robin get in the batmobile!

One, two, three, four and five

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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