Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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