why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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