Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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