Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Hello.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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