- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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