Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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I have a horse.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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