A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Robin, get in the car!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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whats white jizz

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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