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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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