Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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