- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A women in the kitchen.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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