- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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