How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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dallen loves penis

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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