- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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