- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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