What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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