- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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