What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A young baby died.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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