What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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