- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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