There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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