- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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