Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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