- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

My spelling is horrible

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Drew Knowles is gay

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