- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

No it doesnt..

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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