whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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