- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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