- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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