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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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