- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

knock knock? come in

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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