- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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