- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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