- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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