- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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