What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

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