- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Faithful men.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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