Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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