- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

hers a joke... japanese people

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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