Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

One, two, three, four and five

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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