- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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