Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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