- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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