- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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