- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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