- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Ross.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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