- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

why dont they make black forks

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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