- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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