whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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