23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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