Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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