you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Pain Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops