- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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