What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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