- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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