What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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