- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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