An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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womans having rights.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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