- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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