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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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