Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Poop

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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