- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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