whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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One, two, three, four and five

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Anti Joke

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