- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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