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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is life? Paul.

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