- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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