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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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