- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Denard Robinson

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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