What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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