- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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