- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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