Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Women's rights.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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