- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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