- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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