Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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