What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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