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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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