why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

My jeans

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

David Cameron

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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