- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Chris is hairy

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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