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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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