A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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