What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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