- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

God is real.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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