What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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