How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Suck pussy

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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