- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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