- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's white and black? Color blind.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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