- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

i dont fisish anythi

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock knock, COME IN!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Anti Joke

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