- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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