What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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