Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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black chicken. kfc

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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