- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Matthew Wyckoff

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I asked her where you were.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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