- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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