if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

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