- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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