Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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