- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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