Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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