- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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