What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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My cat just died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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