- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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