- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So these two girls have a cup .

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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