A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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