- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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