Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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